Goggle Tends: The Unbelievably Accurate Guide to What's Sort of Trending!

Welcome to Goggle Tends, the only place where trends are monitored with a blend of cutting-edge guesswork and a magic 8-ball! Let’s dive into what’s "sort of" trending this week:

1. Whispering Houseplants

Trending in: People's living rooms

Yes, you heard that right! Whispering to your houseplants is the latest craze. Why yell at your cat when you can whisper sweet nothings to your fern? Our data shows a 73% increase in people talking to their plants. We’re not sure if the plants are whispering back though.

2. Invisible Fashion

Trending in: Emperor's new clothes

Invisible fashion is all the rage! Why spend money on clothes when you can pretend to wear them? Our trend-o-meter shows a spike in people claiming they’re wearing the “latest invisible jeans.” Fashionable and pocket-friendly, literally.

3. Moonwalking Lessons

Trending in: Backyards and living rooms

Ever wanted to dance like a certain King of Pop on the moon? Well, now’s your chance. Moonwalking lessons are popping up everywhere. Our analysis suggests a 200% increase in scuffed floors and slightly embarrassed family members.

4. DIY Time Machines

Trending in: Garages and science labs

With a 85% increase in searches, it seems like everyone is trying to build a time machine. From using washing machines to old phone booths, the creativity is off the charts! Disclaimer: Goggle Tends is not responsible for any accidental time paradoxes.

5. Competitive Napping

Trending in: Everywhere, ideally on a comfy couch

Move over, traditional sports! Competitive napping is here. People are setting records for the longest, most peaceful naps. Our snooze-o-meter shows a sleepy increase in people practicing for the next big nap-off.

There you have it, the latest and greatest "trends" according to Goggle Tends. Remember, when it comes to trends, it’s not about accuracy; it’s about how confidently you can make them up!