Elderly Australian Man John Keen Wrecks Streamer ScribSlayer: “Less Politics, More Banjo, Mate”
Elderly Australian Man John Keen Wrecks Streamer ScribSlayer: “Less Politics, More Banjo, Mate” By: A Satirical Corresponden t In what experts are calling "the most Australian shutdown of the year," an 83-year-old man named John Keen has single-handedly derailed a rising Twitch streamer’s political discourse with one devastating command: “Quit yer yappin’ about fascism and just play the bloody banjo.” The recipient of this verbal haymaker? None other than ScribSlayer , a popular streamer known for his impassioned monologues about rising authoritarianism and the importance of civic engagement. The Showdown: John Keen Enters the Chat ScribSlayer had just launched into a fiery rant about the dangers of modern-day fascism, passionately urging his audience to stay informed, resist oppression, and vote wisely. The chat was engaged, donations were rolling in, and all seemed well—until John Keen showed up like a storm rolling over the Outback. Dropping his wisdom in all caps, the ...
